Bat Wing Syndrome

When the ball sack skin sticks to the inside of the legs and stretches out, making the sack look like a bat wing. This generally occurs due to excessive heat and sweat and can be avoided with a light dusting of the nuts with some baby powder.
Chris: I can't go see my girl with bat wing syndrome
Chad: don't worry man, dust your nuts lightly with this baby powder and you're all good
by chadlamo April 14, 2011
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barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts
Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel
by chadlamo January 18, 2012
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blingtone

Just like vinyl, tapes and CDs, the sounds of ringing cell phones will now translate into awards for sales of 500,000, 1 million and beyond. A Blingtone is a ringtone that has sold more than 1 million units.
his blingtone has made him over 1 million dollars
by chadlamo September 24, 2007
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ChadSpreading

When you have huge bells because your name is Chad and you have to spread your legs when sitting down or it would discomfort your testicles.
Bro: Did you see Trump chadspreading when he sat next to Justin Trudeau who crossed his legs
Dude: yeah, bro! That chadspreading was Epic! Trump is a such a savage.
by chadlamo March 24, 2018
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carpet bombing

When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.
Sam: What the heck is the new guy damian doing?

Chad: hurry up and move...he's carpet bombing!
by chadlamo June 04, 2011
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