Definitions by chadlamo

ChadSpreading 

When you have huge bells because your name is Chad and you have to spread your legs when sitting down or it would discomfort your testicles.

Bro: Did you see Trump chadspreading when he sat next to Justin Trudeau who crossed his legs
Dude: yeah, bro! That chadspreading was Epic! Trump is a such a savage.

ChadSpreading by chadlamo May 15, 2018

barking squirrel 

typically used as an excuse when someone farts

Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel

barking squirrel by chadlamo January 29, 2012

carpet bombing

When someone puts their arms out to represent wings and acts like they are a flying airplane while passing gas and leaving a vapor cloud in their wake. As to represent themselves as bomber airplane that is dropping bombs.

Sam: What the heck is the new guy damian doing?

Chad: hurry up and move...he's carpet bombing!

carpet bombing by chadlamo November 21, 2011

Bat Wing Syndrome 

When the ball sack skin sticks to the inside of the legs and stretches out, making the sack look like a bat wing. This generally occurs due to excessive heat and sweat and can be avoided with a light dusting of the nuts with some baby powder.

Chris: I can't go see my girl with bat wing syndrome
Chad: don't worry man, dust your nuts lightly with this baby powder and you're all good

Bat Wing Syndrome by chadlamo May 3, 2011

blingtone 

Just like vinyl, tapes and CDs, the sounds of ringing cell phones will now translate into awards for sales of 500,000, 1 million and beyond. A Blingtone is a ringtone that has sold more than 1 million units.

his blingtone has made him over 1 million dollars

blingtone by chadlamo October 7, 2007