Catcowing

What is Catcowing?
Catcowing is a phenomenon where an attractive woman is so amazing that any man would be happy to marry her, no matter how horrible he is.

This is the kind of behaviour that causes Catcow to act, and the reason that Catcow acts is that she believes that the best way to stop men from treating women like shit is to punish them.

rea is experiencing intense catcowing

Catcowing by mothman6900 November 5, 2022

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catching wood

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

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Catching the Crazy Turkey

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

Catching the Crazy Turkey by Reckz December 13, 2014

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Catching strays

Aiming to insult someone but insulting someone else in the process aswell even if not involved.

If someone is insulting Person A, but also insults Person B, Person B is said to have “caught a stray” (Catching strays)

I cant think of any situations rn sorry

Catching strays by CookedGroceries May 19, 2022