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When you pretend to be white to fit in.
He ain't white for real he is a catawba.
Catawba by Darent May 11, 2010

Catawba Mud Scat

The act of smearing fecal matter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Cat.
"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Scat.

Catawba Island Twp 

Is one of the richest areas in Ohio. Its is located in Northwest Ohio, Ottawa County. Home to the Miller's Boat Line. Also home to Chris Redfern-D and other well know persons. Homes here sell for over $500.000 to 10 million. Its is not an Island either just so you know.
Lets take the Miller's boat from Catawba Island Twp to Put-In-Bay.
Catawba Island Twp by RTLess June 19, 2008

Catawba Mud Cat 

The act of smearing peanut butter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Scat.
"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Cat.

Catawba lodge 

Where Boy Scouts all gather in a tent and have a massive 6way sex while wearing there sashes, the bootie holes will be the ordeal members and the brother hoods in a oder from ordeal to vigil. With vigil not takeing and back shots.
I herd in that tent they were going Catawba Lodge style!

Catawampus

An wild creature that lives in the forst and eats children. It lives near people who camp and is like Bigfoot but bigger and has a temper. The only way to possible calm it down is to speak polish. Signs of the catawampus include but not limited to: howls, unknown footprints, dead animals, scratching on doors or windows, fallen trees and missing children. Warning they are smart and attracted to fire, do NOT insult it or it will come for you
"Look, i think i found some catawampus tracks"
Catawampus by DaDoctor April 27, 2014