Catapulting

The act of dry freezing your semen, breaking it up into pellet size chunks, then flinging it with a plastic spoon. This usually happens after sexual intercourse and the vagina is the most common target. This is NOT an effective way to get your partner pregnant.

Me and Sally were home alone and tried catapulting, she now has bruises in her vagina like a rotten apple.

by Munger 69 May 28, 2015

Catapulting Kittens

A group of idiots who do stunts, skits and other things all to mkae others laugh.

When googled videos of Catapulting Kittens can be found.

by Editor man March 3, 2008

CRAPapulting

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011

Catapulating

The act of procrastinating by engaging in trivial or low-effort activities, typically as a response to feeling overwhelmed or powerless in the face of academic tasks or responsibilities. Often involves avoidance of studying or productive work through distraction, such as mindlessly scrolling through social media, watching videos, or doing other non-urgent tasks.

"Instead of reviewing for her finals, Jenna spent the whole afternoon catapulating by reorganizing her bookshelf."

by Donchev December 20, 2024

catapultifying

To launch something or someone forward rapidly and powerfully, especially toward success or change.

This opportunity is catapultifying me into a whole new level.

by Kaku Xapnax Sb April 21, 2025