Catapang 

Home made musical instrument. Take one cat and one elastic band, grab the cat by the hind legs and tightly stretch the elastic band over its' tea towel holder. Play the instrument by flicking the band with your tongue whist blowing up its' clink. Tiddles will belt out a cracking tune every time.

I was playing the Catapang last night in a jazz quartet and the bastard backfired on me.

Catapang by TANTI. (SHAUN WARD) June 10, 2004

Michael Catapano

The guy who looks like he's 25 and looks like David Wallace. He teleports through the hallways and never takes his ID off. He also never leaves his bubble bath. Michael Catapano is also intimidating but probably a really fun guy. Ya'll should date Michael Catapano. Emotionless but kind. Very quirky. He's also questionably straight. Everyone loves Michael Catapano. P.s there might be multiple clones of him

Yo here comes Michael Catapano! Put your id on!
Look out D cat, comin through!

Michael Catapano by LycanSpirit August 9, 2019

catalang 

A cat’s dick

Ooo, Graham whipped put the catalang on these fools!

catalang by Epicsauce😎 April 15, 2019

A Sad Catapanda 

From ' The Hungary Caterpillar' used to convey sarcasm. Can be used when an event goes badly or in response to a undesirable statement.

Example 1:

Some stole my bike. This makes me a sad catapanda.

Example 2:

Tim: "What's with him?"
Jim "Ignore him, hes a sad catapanda at the moment"

A Sad Catapanda by XShadowKratosX August 16, 2010

Catarang 

Cat is another word for pussy. Batarang is a pussy-rang. Kinda like a batarang but it comes out of your vigina.

The 72 virgins threw catarangs at the identical twins

Catarang by Hdhaushdbdbsjs May 15, 2016

catarangs 

Cats that are in the shape of the vagina that are metal “Andrew”

That catarangs are mentally awesome

catarangs by Get amyied March 21, 2021