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Jonathan Castagna

A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin

Castagnola 

Hey go grab that Castagnola, I spilled some vodka.
Castagnola by Nick Lococo January 3, 2012

Mr.Castagna CHS 

A truly amazing man. Definitely a celeb of centereach high school. His wife, Big Nancy, is an absolute legend. He had multiple types of cancer but is still an absolute god. Uses “eating pizza” as a metaphor for sex. Example: “Romeo and Juliet want to eat pizza together.” Lives in a poly pocket house because why not. Loves saying “You get an F!” Or “hey Ryan, look up. That was where your participation grade was. Not anymore.”
“Mr.Castagna is an absolute legend

“Mr.Castagna gave me an F.”

Mr.Castagna CHS: An epic legend
Mr.Castagna CHS by Georgia Walsher December 21, 2018

Castagna 

The most bad ass last name that exists in the world. Means that any person with this last name is amazing at sex and can bring women to multiple orgasms with minutes of seeing his massive dick. Also a very loving and caring person that has a bad ass car.
Castagna,Lasagna, Castanova
Castagna by Brandon Castagna October 19, 2008