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castagonal 

(cas-tag-o-nal)

1.) Describing something or someone as retarded, awesome, or retardedly awesome

2.) A bullshit abjective to a disease
1.)*after watching a guy getting his dick stuck in a 2 liter soda bottle and then proceeding to cut his dick off*
Person: dude, that was castagonal

2.) Person: dude I have castagonal cancer
castagonal by Dewmkabewm December 31, 2017
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Jonathan Castagna

A faget who goes to smithtown east and likes to suck penis. He sucks at everything he does, espaciallly mackin
That kid is such a Jonathan Castagna

Castagnola 

An Italian alcohol sponge.
Hey go grab that Castagnola, I spilled some vodka.
Castagnola by Nick Lococo January 3, 2012

Mr.Castagna CHS 

A truly amazing man. Definitely a celeb of centereach high school. His wife, Big Nancy, is an absolute legend. He had multiple types of cancer but is still an absolute god. Uses “eating pizza” as a metaphor for sex. Example: “Romeo and Juliet want to eat pizza together.” Lives in a poly pocket house because why not. Loves saying “You get an F!” Or “hey Ryan, look up. That was where your participation grade was. Not anymore.”
“Mr.Castagna is an absolute legend”

“Mr.Castagna gave me an F.”

Mr.Castagna CHS: An epic legend
Mr.Castagna CHS by Georgia Walsher December 21, 2018

Castagna 

The most bad ass last name that exists in the world. Means that any person with this last name is amazing at sex and can bring women to multiple orgasms with minutes of seeing his massive dick. Also a very loving and caring person that has a bad ass car.
Castagna,Lasagna, Castanova
Castagna by Brandon Castagna October 19, 2008
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