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Contrary to popular belief, Cassus is not a hot male surrounded by ten chicks at all times. She's a dope ass girl with a crazy sense of humor. She's hella tough but also super nice once you get to know her. It is really hard to find nicknames for her but someone has to think of something other than "Cashew". Her style is amazing and she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
Cassus by Pretzels365 November 23, 2019
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Cassiusing 

Cass·I·us·ing
kash-ee-uhs-ing
-Verb: To Cassius a claim, cassiusing a set
1. A form of hyperventilation pertaining to the method used as originally by Cassius Edwards of Toronto. The individual stands parallel against the wall; bends their torso at an angle perpendicular to the wall and proceeding to hyperventilate as fast as they can until they feel faint. They then stand vertically again, constrict their trachea with their hands and hold both their breath and throat until they are faint.
2. Holding a bong toke really fucking long because it is kif or your last little bit of that fiyah bundem kush
Cassius : Kelson wanna get high without drugs?
Kelson : yo bwoiiiiiiiiiiiii i wanna get LITARDED
Cassius begins shaking on the floor in a seizure-like manner

Dan: What are you gonna do?
me: I'm cassiusing this last bowl to make it last me longer
Cassiusing by Foe Paw October 7, 2010
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Sherief Cassis 

The nicest sweetest guy you could ever have as a friend, boyfriend..or just plain old date. He understands his girl and can relate to her in almost any situation. Hes also very attractive..inside and out. Usually short but sometimes medium high with black or brown hair. He is very unique in his own way. As long as you do not mistreat him, he will remain yours for years to come.
I wish I was dating a Sherief Cassis..id love it soo much.

Girl # 1-omg im so sick and tired of dating these asshole guys

Girls # 2-I think i know what your looking for, a Sherief

Girl # 1- where will i find one???!
Sherief Cassis by girl998998 August 16, 2010

Cassius Clay 

the given name to the famous boxer, Muhammed Ali, before he became a muslim

see muhammed ali
Cassius Clay became Muhammed Ali
Cassius Clay by PreOwned August 27, 2006

Cassundra 

A beautiful young lady that loves everyone, but don’t piss her off. She gets mean. She’s a beautiful person inside and out. Her true beauty is her Face
Cassie; cassundra is beautiful

Gabbie; of course she is she’s a cassundra duh!
Cassundra by Angelicqueen March 21, 2019

The Donnie Cassese 

a style in which no one can achieve other than the man himself. this style includes the swagger of one million unicorns, as well as shitting on peoples faces when you lay down those frontside overcrooks on the damn round rail. if you are to ever achieve The Donnie Cassese 1 of 2 things will happen...
1:your head will explode from a swag overload
2:everyone will jizz their pants at the same time... except for the actual donnie cassese(of course)
having the donnie cassese is almost a sign of true dominance in society
(this is a simulation that may never happen in real life
person 1-"yo dude i may have The Donnie Cassese going!" *shows off his skate swag
person 2-*head explodes from shear amazement*
The Donnie Cassese by F.M.P June 10, 2011
Another word for God, but much stronger.
Cassuto is the reason we are alive at this very moment, he is our leader, and we love him.
Whatever you do, do NOT compare him to x, because no one liked him and we all love Cassuto. (x met lol)
He also has a very large penis.
LOVE YOU CASSUTO XOXOXOXOXO
Adi: Cassuto! Cassuto! Cassuto Cassuto Cassuto!
Eyal: Who is Cassuto?
Adi: He is god, but better. KEN CASSUTO KEN!
Eyal: omg.... he is the great cassuto! THE LEGEND IS TRUE!
Cassuto by EYAL5555 November 25, 2019
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