The friends are shopping real estate for their future casatopia, but they need to agree on whether the property will be located on the Pacific or the Atlantic.

casatopia by ohiostateannie December 8, 2021

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cankat

He is the king of the whole squad, he's good-looking, handsome and has a great style.
Guys with the name Hiep are his slaves and they are doing whatever Cankat wants to have like: making a sandwich, etc...
By the way they are the best League of Legends player in EU WEST and NA.

Omg! u are hanging out with Cankat i'm so jealous
i want to hang out with him too.

cankat by Canki November 15, 2016

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closed casket

a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

closed casket by esteguey October 31, 2007

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