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Carter Brownie Freckles 

Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.
"Did you see Kayla snatch Carter's tennis racket?"
"Yea, he's a total Carter Brownie Freckles."

Carter Block 

When someone prevents you from listening to overrated albums like Tha Carter 3 or other Lil Wayne material. Similar to a "Cock Block" except with Lil Wayne music.
"Yo man bump that Carter 3 son!"
"Nah man im going to bump a good album like LAX."
"Why you Carter Blocking on me dawg? Why?"
Carter Block by B.Snyde June 12, 2008

Carter Beauford 

The drummer, percussionist and 1/2 of the rhythm section for the Dave Matthews Band, known for his marathon solos, thundering, lightning quick beats, and drum tricks. The name is pronounced (bo-ferd) but is commonly mispronounced. Common considered one of the greatest drummers of the alternative rock era, he has done side projects with several bands and his influence resounds through the world and music industry.
"Carter Beauford on the drums! Carter Beauford on the drums! That's my good friend Carter Beauford right there on the drums!"

Carter Bentley 

A fat pothead who smells like shit, that has an ego larger than his own BMI (his BMI is fucking huge btw).
Example 1:
Carter Bentley - "I'm so fit, I've got like 26 birds that wanna shag!"

Example 2:
Samuel - "Have you seen Carter's new insta post?"
Sam Hughes - "Ye, he's a fat fucking munter!'

Samuel - "I know, can you believe he thinks girls actually like him? The egotistical, moto-moto looking cunt!"
Carter Bentley by MessiCool123 February 7, 2022

Carter Beauford 

Carter Beauford is the Drummer of Dave Matthews Band. He has also worked with Victor Wooten to create some beastly music. He is thought to be some type of Human/Alien hybrid because of how insanely amazing he is on the drums.
"Dude, Carter Beauford is amazing at drums!"
"I know, I heard he fell and got cut and he started to bleed green, cause he's an Alien"
Carter Beauford by BlackDogz February 15, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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