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Carter Brownie Freckles 

Carter Brownie Freckles has many names. He carries a tennis racket cause he a "tennis boy." His hair always looks bad no matter what he does. He's really nice and has a great personality but he is also very weak. He really sucks at arm wrestling but is good at making you laugh. You can have some pretty great conversations with a Carter Brownie Freckles. He can make a really great best friend but he kinda has trust issues. If you have a Carter Brownie Freckles make sure to pick on him 24/7 and unzip his jacket. And always make sure to steal his racket and play it like a banjo. In conclusion, a Carter Brownie Freckles is a great person to have around. You will probably end up being his fake girlfriend or wife.
"Did you see Kayla snatch Carter's tennis racket?"
"Yea, he's a total Carter Brownie Freckles."

Carter Block 

When someone prevents you from listening to overrated albums like Tha Carter 3 or other Lil Wayne material. Similar to a "Cock Block" except with Lil Wayne music.
"Yo man bump that Carter 3 son!"
"Nah man im going to bump a good album like LAX."
"Why you Carter Blocking on me dawg? Why?"
Carter Block by B.Snyde June 12, 2008

Carter Beauford 

The drummer, percussionist and 1/2 of the rhythm section for the Dave Matthews Band, known for his marathon solos, thundering, lightning quick beats, and drum tricks. The name is pronounced (bo-ferd) but is commonly mispronounced. Common considered one of the greatest drummers of the alternative rock era, he has done side projects with several bands and his influence resounds through the world and music industry.
"Carter Beauford on the drums! Carter Beauford on the drums! That's my good friend Carter Beauford right there on the drums!"

Carter Bentley 

A fat pothead who smells like shit, that has an ego larger than his own BMI (his BMI is fucking huge btw).
Example 1:
Carter Bentley - "I'm so fit, I've got like 26 birds that wanna shag!"

Example 2:
Samuel - "Have you seen Carter's new insta post?"
Sam Hughes - "Ye, he's a fat fucking munter!'

Samuel - "I know, can you believe he thinks girls actually like him? The egotistical, moto-moto looking cunt!"
Carter Bentley by MessiCool123 February 7, 2022

Carter Beauford 

Carter Beauford is the Drummer of Dave Matthews Band. He has also worked with Victor Wooten to create some beastly music. He is thought to be some type of Human/Alien hybrid because of how insanely amazing he is on the drums.
"Dude, Carter Beauford is amazing at drums!"
"I know, I heard he fell and got cut and he started to bleed green, cause he's an Alien"
Carter Beauford by BlackDogz February 15, 2009