Carter B.

This kids a complete baller dude. He breaks people’s ankles all day. He’s a savage. One thing, if you beat him in a 1v1 he’ll get jealous and kill you and your family!

George: I hate Basketball
Koonce: I wish I was Carter B.

by Ujama May 07, 2018

Kaptain Koonce

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight

Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!

by Ujama May 07, 2018