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Beauford 

(n.) A perfect cock in which women lose their shit when they are in it's presence. Term derived from a elite blood line originating from Lubbock, TX.

It is rumored that their are 4 generations of Boofs blessing this earth.
The most beautiful dick I ever swallowed.
"I'm a lucky girl, i get beauford daily in my mouth, pussy and my ass."
"Size queens are always looking for the infamous beauford AKA Boof!"
Beauford by Foxy Fire April 6, 2014

Beauford It 

"I dont Like Her Shoes" - Person 1
"Yeah, She is Ratchity as Hell, and She Stink, She should Kill Herself" - Beauford
"Wow, You Just Beauford it, That whole Thing" - Person 1
Beauford It by TRG Of The World December 27, 2011

Carter Beauford 

The drummer, percussionist and 1/2 of the rhythm section for the Dave Matthews Band, known for his marathon solos, thundering, lightning quick beats, and drum tricks. The name is pronounced (bo-ferd) but is commonly mispronounced. Common considered one of the greatest drummers of the alternative rock era, he has done side projects with several bands and his influence resounds through the world and music industry.
"Carter Beauford on the drums! Carter Beauford on the drums! That's my good friend Carter Beauford right there on the drums!"

Carter Beauford 

Carter Beauford is the Drummer of Dave Matthews Band. He has also worked with Victor Wooten to create some beastly music. He is thought to be some type of Human/Alien hybrid because of how insanely amazing he is on the drums.
"Dude, Carter Beauford is amazing at drums!"
"I know, I heard he fell and got cut and he started to bleed green, cause he's an Alien"
Carter Beauford by BlackDogz February 15, 2009

marcus beauford 

Someone sexually stunning, fly, and incredibly well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom. Everyone wants him. He's his own person and can hold things down around him. He's about his money and lives for the weekend. It's all about having a great time with him on all levels.
Marcus Beauford is a man about his business and money.
marcus beauford by MarcusBReal November 14, 2014

University of South Carolina Beaufort 

a tiny school out in the middle of nowhere surrounded by marines, old people, and tourists. Good if you have a car and unlimited supply of money for gas. The only thing close is Wal-Mart and the Kangaroo gas station. Watch out for the fox on campus, he'll stare you down.
Only go to University of South Carolina Beaufort if you wanna get the hell away from your parents for a few months, cuz you won't like it for too long.
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