Cart Shopping 

WARNING: THIS ACT SHOULD SHALL NOT BE ATTEMPTED IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS A HYPOTHETICAL ACT THAT IF PHYSICALLY RE-ENACTED, WILL PROBABLY LEAD TO YOUR FORCED DEPARTURE OF YOUR LOCAL MARKET, WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR GROCERY STORE PURCHASES.

Cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron's shopping carts. The trick is not getting caught. If you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.

Old Lady: Oi! I saw you try and take that kielbasa! You, you, you. . . Cart Shopper! Now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!

Cartshopper: *places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt*

Cashier: . . . Cart shopping?

Cartshopper: *nods*

Cashier: ROFL

Cart Shopping by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011

Shopping cart racing 

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.

1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!

Shopping cart racing by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

North Ft Myers Shopping cart 

When you try and scoot your dog with your foot and you actually swipe your dogs ass with your foot

My dog wouldn’t get out of the way until I gave him the North Ft Myers Shopping cart!.

North Ft Myers Shopping cart by Baxapp February 15, 2019

shopping cart hockey

wreckless people that go in the parking lot of stores with shopping carts and push the carts with their vehicles into a side of the parking lot designated as the goal, it is illegal, but fun

I wrecked my moped playing shopping cart hockey when I hit the moving cart head on.

shopping cart hockey by Jarred Schwarz September 1, 2006

Shopping Cart Rage 

Like road rage, only it occurs in a shopping center/grocery store while driving carts instead of cars.

It's that feeling you have toward the fat lady, who is parked directly in the middle of the isle, making it completely impossible to pass her on either side. You know she is just trying to decide if she should go with diet coke instead of regular, just so she can get more twinkies and so doesn't see you or care that you're trying to get by.

When you have to stiffle the urge to ram them or even to say "excuse me" because you KNOW it'll come out more like "Get the FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU DUMB BITCH!!"

It's the slow old people, the ones that cut you off, the ones that are completly lost, the ones that don't use blinkers (ok, so carts don't have blinkers, but in this state of mind you think they should) etc

I had to leave Wal-Mart. Yeah I forgot a few things, but there were so many people in there, I knew I was having a bad case of shopping cart rage coming on.

Shopping Cart Rage by cinymin86 November 22, 2009

Shopping cart

somebody in a wheel chair

Phil is a shopping cart from here on out

Shopping cart by heterophobicraginghomosexual July 20, 2022

Shopping Cart

A evil object that can move by wind and destroy your car.

The shopping cart made a huge dent in my car.

Shopping Cart by loveinthesunlight February 7, 2015