Carrot Topp

The singer for the anonymous punk band Radioactive Chicken Heads since 1993. He has a giant carrot head and wears cool glasses.

“Dude, did you see those Chicken guys last night?” “Yeah man, I loved the carrot guy, he’s pretty gnar.” “Yeah, that’s Carrot Topp, not to be confused with the comedian of course.”

by GameofGenie July 10, 2025

Carrot Topped

1. Senseless pummeling of one's ass using an orange edible taproot.

2. Having the head of a flamboyant, curly-haired ginger shoved up your ass.

Related Form: Carrot Topping

a. 19th Century Amish festival featuring hundreds of carrots and a few dozen curious young men.

Awww shit! I know I'mma get carrot topped for skipping school last Thursday.

by Filthy Penguins March 16, 2010

carrot topped

to get fucked in the ass by a red headed male

I wouldn't mind it if i got carrot topped by that hottie David Caruso!

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

Carrot Topped

CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.

Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.

Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.

by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010

Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.

"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"

by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010

carrot topping

when a ginger kid, low rides so low you can see his pubes out the top.

wow ! thats dirty a ginger kid carrot topping !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

carrot topper

another name for a red-knob (red head)

haha ! look there's a carrot topper !

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006