2 definitions by Dave Ford

Carrot Dragon

A person who explosively loses their lunch. The expulsion has such force that it resembles the fire breathing qualities of a mythical dragon. As ever with vomit, the assured presence of carrots is irrespective of consumption or non-consumption of the protagonist.

Man, Taran woke me up at 4 am last nice doing a full on carrot dragon. It was on the drapes bro.

by Dave Ford May 29, 2023

Sympadvice

When people ask for advice, but what they really want is sympathy, and have no use for the advice.

She told me her boyfriend cheated on her, but she went back to him the next day. She just wanted fucking sympadvice.

by Dave Ford October 21, 2014