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Tends to be tallish, whiteish, and pretty awkward. Shes the salt on your pretzel, the icing on your cupcake, and the sunshine peeking through the clouds on a rainy day. She is worth keeping around simply for the fact that she laughs at lame jokes, encourages eating a whole sleeves of oreos, and rocks alot of polka dots.
Oreos again? that is so Carrisa.
carrisa by notcarrisa January 30, 2014
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A dirty fucking whore who suck black white Mexican all the dicks. If you know her she's so loose she can fit 77 dicks in her pussy. We call her tank and they call me tank grenade cause I destroy her.
That thot is a carrisa she is sucking a dick in the park
Carrisa by Jonny the crip⭕⭕⭕ February 16, 2019

Estimated Time of Carrival 

The estimated time for one person to get from point A to B in a car.
Yeah, my estimated time of carrival is three minutes.

"Alright Matt said he'll pick us up in ten minutes."
"Matt? Are you serious? He has terrible ETC."

Mrs. Carriager 

A married woman who masquerades an abortion as a miscarriage because she was cheating and there's a good chance It's not the husbands.
Did you hear that old Mrs. Carriager lost yet another pregnancy?
Mrs. Carriager by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020

Miss Carriage

Elementary school teacher used to be known as Miss Wagon not until she lost her baby, then started going by the name of Miss Carriage. She teaches at Section-B of the school, no later being transfer to

C-Section due to the bullying caused by her students.
Staff 1: Have you heard the news about your teacher miss wagon, apparently she has lost her baby

Students: you mean miss carriage

Staff: *sobbing and crying*
Miss Carriage by 7akeshi September 11, 2018

Ms. Carriager 

A female who has abortions on the reg primarily as her main for of birth control but who also uses the opportunities to make guys feel bad for her.
Well well well, Ms. Carriager, you're telling me that you need to take time off work because you lost another baby?
Ms. Carriager by Ranchgirls September 13, 2020
A sweet and rather quiet type of girl. Usually the type of girl who sits in the back of the classroom. She's the perfect girl because she is intelligent and pretty at the same time. She is also very loyal. Most guys want a Carrina but most don't know it just yet.
Carrina by Hello_2001 April 26, 2015
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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