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Carpet Treatment 

Carpet Treatment is when you knock some punk, smart mouth, bastard on the ground and he lies there on the carpet until his brain restarts.
I swear to God if you don't shut your mouth you're going to end up getting the "carpet treatment".
Carpet Treatment by Sorjones March 21, 2009

carpet treader 

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.
carpet treader by Wise Man July 14, 2003

blue carpet treatment 

To come into that dohja that will surely knock you off your feet upon first whack. Said to be covered with crystals, orange hairs, and usually residing in a phillie of blueberry orgin. Truly a taste treat for one and all.
One might say that they have "rolled out the blue carpet treatment" after twisting up a L with a blueberry wrap filled with the Ohhway.

Red Carpet Treatment 

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.
Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.

wireless carpet treatment 

using wireless signals from the government to steal private information from a person’s electronic devices
The wireless carpet treatment kept 99 percent of people with historical stature and wealth.

Carpet Tree 

Where carpets come from. The colour and design of the carpet depends on where the carpet tree is growing.
This black carpet came from an African carpet tree.
Carpet Tree by metoo1115 October 28, 2011