Carpet tre

a carpet tre is a skateboarding slang term which describes a 360 flip as very low with almost no pop at all.

Person 1: Yo dude I just 360 flipped it was awesome!!!

Person 2: You mean that gnar carpet tre you just pulled, that shit was dutty and had no stee.

by Papageorge P October 4, 2006

Carpet Treatment

Carpet Treatment is when you knock some punk, smart mouth, bastard on the ground and he lies there on the carpet until his brain restarts.

I swear to God if you don't shut your mouth you're going to end up getting the "carpet treatment".

by Sorjones March 21, 2009

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

blue carpet treatment

To come into that dohja that will surely knock you off your feet upon first whack. Said to be covered with crystals, orange hairs, and usually residing in a phillie of blueberry orgin. Truly a taste treat for one and all.

One might say that they have "rolled out the blue carpet treatment" after twisting up a L with a blueberry wrap filled with the Ohhway.

by Petey Nolith April 29, 2008

Red Carpet Treatment

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.

Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.

by MarquesW June 24, 2010

wireless carpet treatment

using wireless signals from the government to steal private information from a person’s electronic devices

The wireless carpet treatment kept 99 percent of people with historical stature and wealth.

by Coop Dupe November 19, 2019

Carpet Tree

Where carpets come from. The colour and design of the carpet depends on where the carpet tree is growing.

This black carpet came from an African carpet tree.

by metoo1115 October 28, 2011