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Carpet Treatment
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Carpet Treatment is when you knock some punk,
smart mouth
, bastard
on the ground
and he lies there on
the carpet
until his brain restarts.
I
swear to God
if you don't
shut your mouth
you're going to end up getting the "carpet treatment".
Carpet Treatment
by
Sorjones
March 21, 2009
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