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Carpet Treatment
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Carpet Treatment is when you
knock
some punk, smart mouth,
bastard
on the ground and he lies there on the carpet until his
brain
restarts.
I swear to God if you don't shut your
mouth
you'
re
going to end up getting the "
carpet
treatment".
Carpet Treatment
by
Sorjones
March 21, 2009
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