Carly F 

The best person in the world! Her hair is like 24k diamonds and her eyes see the best in people. She always puts a smile on your face, she I the nicest person in the world. her skin is as clear as her future. She loves to read and swim and socialize. Also the smartest person in the world.

Person 1: Wow! I love Carly F!
Person 2: really? Me too!
Carly: aww really?

Carly F by 42069Anonymous69420 July 26, 2022

Carly Fiorina 

Former CEO of Hewlett Packard during the dot com bust and 2016 Presidential Candidate

Demon Sheep Slayer and Ted Cruz Running Mate

Donald Trump: "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president. I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?"

Carly Fiorina: "Ladies, look at this face, and look at all of your faces. The face of leadership. The face of leadership in our party, the party of women's suffrage. The face of leadership in your communities, in your businesses, in your places of work and worship. Ladies, note to Democrat Party: We are not a special interest group, we are the majority of the nation. This is the face of a 61-year-old woman. I am proud of every year and every wrinkle."

Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA June 25, 2018

The Carly Fiorina 

Similar to The Cold Shoulder but worse

The look you make before, during, and after you roast a person or group that made the epic mistake of dissing you.

Jessica: "I got fired today because I cussed my boss out after he told me to make him a sandwich!"

Camille: "Girl, you should have just given him The Carly Fiorina treatment without any words."

The Carly Fiorina by DMGUSA August 21, 2017

Carl F 

Quite spectacular paintings of an artist (called Carl F) believing he is just that good, abstract, commonly painted in a few colors (oftentimes only blue, red or green) because he cannot paint any real objects. Rumors circling around the artist will be listing his paintings on NASDAQ soon is currently being debated in the marketplace. Don’t miss out his naïve exhibits next time you visit Åhus (or if you may already have seen the painting that a certain Mr Fritz has in his backyard)

Abstract art by a very naive, proud painter called Carl F, famous in Sweden...

Carl F by Fredrik Haglund November 25, 2006

Carly Freakin Curtsinger 

Verb: Kinda freakin weird but mostly fun. She as a best friend named Nicele Maggard. She Likes Boys...the black ones mostly.

carly freakin curtsinger is sex

Carly Freakin Curtsinger by as;ldlfja;lsdkjf. June 11, 2010

Carly finger lala 

best person ever. also know as the girl who sticks up middle finger. She makes good friend and LOVES IT. love you carly. By the way I ship marly

I have the best friend in the world
is she a carly finger Lala
yes how did you know

Carly finger lala by Mimi S. October 14, 2020

Carly feliz 

Very entertaining person, always trying to talk abt guys and their dicks. Always gets on peoples nerves, pretty, eats a lot, gives small dick energy, outgoing person. 7/10 in personality

“That person must define ugly be Carly feliz, look at how they r!”

Carly feliz by Kyssssssss😍 March 27, 2022