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Carlito Caribbean Cool 

New wrestler on the SmackDown! brand of WWE. Won the United States title in his debut match.
I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool.... Cool like me. Carlito Caribbean Cool.
Carlito Caribbean Cool by Kain October 31, 2004

Calosito 

adj. meaning one who is a little caloso. In Guatemala, they call you this when you are acting very caloso/a...
Juan, pinche madre, no seas calosito...
Calosito by Alex Johansson June 20, 2007
A carlito is a person who is cool. Carlitos often eat apples and spit in people's face when they do something that is not cool.

Also a WWE wrestler
Look at Matt, he is a real Carlito!

Carlito: "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool!"
Carlito by Meijer's! September 15, 2005

Cooli Carlito 

Cooli Carlito is the hottest rapper to come out of Neasden since Chunkz. Cooli Carlito's been rapping since 2014 and is best known for his "Neasden Shopping Centre" tune.
Guy 1: Aye yo you heard that Neasden Shopping Centre tune by Cooli Carlito??
Guy 2: Yeah fam "IF YOU WANT WAR SHOPPING CENTRE, NEASDEN SHOPPING CENTRE". Proper legend.

Tune the carborator 

a discreet way of saying that you want and/or have played with someones nipples, without anyone suspecting anything otherwise.
*at the dinner table with parents*
john: did you meet up with sarah last night at the....garage?
paul: yeah man, she let me tune the carborator ;)
Tune the carborator by DanBry September 9, 2009
A relatively kind-hearted person, good person. Often appears to be uncaring, pessimistic and douchey but on the inside he's caring and has good intentions.

Extremely antisocial (not goos with people) and quiet but if you're a friend of his, then you mean a lot to him... even if you fall out.
Hey look carlito

It's carlito

Look at that freak carlito