The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.
by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012
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Get the Carved out of wood mug."Carpeted out" after taking too much GHB. Typically, the user will appear to be dead; however, they are just in a deep state of sleep and cannot be awoken.
by Dirty Dirt April 23, 2008
Get the carped out mug.It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.
To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.
by Not Zane September 9, 2004
Get the Carved out of wood mug.1: When an inappropriate or embarrassing question is asked in front of a large group of people that can include friends or family.
2: When you have been owned in front of your piers.
2: When you have been owned in front of your piers.
person 1: Hey can I ask you something?
person 2: Sure
person 1: ARE YOU GAY?
person 2: ...
random bystander: you just got called out!
person 2: Sure
person 1: ARE YOU GAY?
person 2: ...
random bystander: you just got called out!
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Get the Called out mug.by BIGJG November 8, 2007
Get the carped out mug.When you call out from work to have sex. People commonly call out sick. Personally, I think more people should call out sex.
John called out sex last week. The scrag he was with gave him the clap.
Bill Clinton called out sex from work ALL the time.
Bill Clinton called out sex from work ALL the time.
by dictionary whore July 8, 2009
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