Carled Out

The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.

Jim's girlfriend caught him having fun last night and then he Carled out

Carled Out by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012

Carved out of wood 

Tough, Physically and mentally Strong,

Kids today are damn snowflakes but back in the day we were carved out of wood.

Carved out of wood by mcbny March 8, 2017

carped out 

"Carpeted out" after taking too much GHB. Typically, the user will appear to be dead; however, they are just in a deep state of sleep and cannot be awoken.

Jairus had way too much GHB and was so carped out he was twitching.

carped out by Dirty Dirt April 23, 2008

Carved out of wood 

It means you're freaking ripped. Wood = hard = carved = chisled = ripped. Common sense for the win! However; if you are carved out of wood, be prepared to immolate easily.

To be carved out of wood, one must lift weights, and do pushups regularly. Definately not for the lazy/impatient.

Carved out of wood by Not Zane September 9, 2004

Called out 

1: When an inappropriate or embarrassing question is asked in front of a large group of people that can include friends or family.

2: When you have been owned in front of your piers.

person 1: Hey can I ask you something?
person 2: Sure
person 1: ARE YOU GAY?
person 2: ...
random bystander: you just got called out!

Called out by Kdot92 January 10, 2011

carped out 

When someone takes too much GHB and cannot be woken up.

Damn bro, Jairus is carped out in my room.

carped out by BIGJG November 8, 2007

called out sex 

When you call out from work to have sex. People commonly call out sick. Personally, I think more people should call out sex.

John called out sex last week. The scrag he was with gave him the clap.

Bill Clinton called out sex from work ALL the time.

called out sex by dictionary whore July 8, 2009