Care Mad
Care Mad by mrpoptart6 July 17, 2024
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dont care. stay mad.
the most untouchable comeback of all time. 6ix9ine himself put this phrase into existence and literally only dawgs with hella drip are allowed to use it. when combined with the lethal additions of "also, you're white", or "also, you're a stoopid doodoo poopy-face", or, if you're really brave, " also, i listen to gunna", opponents will be instantly folded.
tyler: "bruv, what's that large brown stain on the back ur pants which conceals ur ass"?
kyle: " dont care. stay mad. also, you're white. also, I listen to tyler, the creator. also, I roll my pants. also, I have circular glasses. also, joe mama. also, I want a fortnite burger".
kyle: " dont care. stay mad. also, you're white. also, I listen to tyler, the creator. also, I roll my pants. also, I have circular glasses. also, joe mama. also, I want a fortnite burger".
dont care. stay mad. by anthonyfortnitechungus September 13, 2020
caremad
a response to a situation or event generally accepted as wholly analytical comprised in part by a disproportionate and irrational emotional component. often any opportunity to express opinion, usually with regard to, in the absence of circumstance, logically devoid or ambiguous choice, is the source of caremad behavior.
generally measured on an ambiguous scale in units of hodges. e.g., "3,247 millihodges".
generally measured on an ambiguous scale in units of hodges. e.g., "3,247 millihodges".
person 1: "i really enjoy programming in scala and using maven"
person 2: "i simply cannot accept the type system as-is in scala; the underlying semantics are truly insane! only a fool would ever endeavor to utilize such a monstrosity, and then would undoubtedly be inept in doing so. it's disgusting. you are clearly clueless. also, fuck scala."
person 1: "roughly 2,460 millihodges of caremad. dial it back shitbird."
person 2: "i simply cannot accept the type system as-is in scala; the underlying semantics are truly insane! only a fool would ever endeavor to utilize such a monstrosity, and then would undoubtedly be inept in doing so. it's disgusting. you are clearly clueless. also, fuck scala."
person 1: "roughly 2,460 millihodges of caremad. dial it back shitbird."
caremad by bad programmer February 3, 2012
caremad
n. A strong emotion of anger, specifically anger that is caused or exacerbated by overly emotional attachment to a person or issue.
adj. The state of being caremad.
One can be caremad at a close friend or loved one because they are unable to separate their emotions from the situation. One can also be caremad about a highly controversial or political issue because they are unable to consider the issue analytically and without emotional bias.
The term's origins are unknown but some of its earliest usages were in the programming community, in reference to programmers who were emphatically emotional or biased in aspects of their craft. Examples of common caremad issues include the "religious war" between emacs and vim text editors, or the extreme amount of vitriol directed toward the users of Systems Hungarian Notation.
adj. The state of being caremad.
One can be caremad at a close friend or loved one because they are unable to separate their emotions from the situation. One can also be caremad about a highly controversial or political issue because they are unable to consider the issue analytically and without emotional bias.
The term's origins are unknown but some of its earliest usages were in the programming community, in reference to programmers who were emphatically emotional or biased in aspects of their craft. Examples of common caremad issues include the "religious war" between emacs and vim text editors, or the extreme amount of vitriol directed toward the users of Systems Hungarian Notation.
Person 1: "ARRRGHH Facebook Timeline is the STUPIDEST idea EVER, it's impossible to read and it's uglier than a neanderthal's miscarried fetus. Fuck you Mark Zuckerberg, I hope you read this and then you fucking die."
Person 2: "Whoa, caremad much?"
"Baby, I want to love you, but you just keep fucking it up."
"I'm only mad because I care."
Person 2: "Whoa, caremad much?"
"Baby, I want to love you, but you just keep fucking it up."
"I'm only mad because I care."
caremad by WreckLoose August 22, 2012
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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