Care Fairy 

Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.

Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.

Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!

Care Fairy by MissHunty December 24, 2008

hunny wunny boo boo bear mare tare care fair share 

yes no maybe so

AHHHHHHH HUNNY WUNNY BOO BOO BEAR MARE TARE CARE FAIR SHARE

hunny wunny boo boo bear mare tare care fair share by Hellr👋 July 28, 2022

Fair Care Bear 

A cuddly bear that enjoys nothing more than the fair.

Me: My Nala bear sure does love the fair.

Friend: Sounds like she's a Fair Care Bear to me.

Fair Care Bear by Whelan1221 January 4, 2019

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. 

A ptsd trigger for those who are very cultured.

"Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything..." Jane said
"Never say that again!" James shouted with fear in his eyes.

Oh no, I just wound you. Don’t tell me you’re broken. So not fair. I’ve taken extra good care of you and everything. by anonymous January 9, 2021