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Cardae
Cardae by Posiesarerosies July 10, 2019
Cardano
Global Financial System Stack 2.0 - The most ambitious, provably-secure and theoretically-sound blockchain project in the cryptocurrency space. Named after Gerolamo Cardano, a famous 15th century Italian polymath and professional gambler who exploited his thorough understanding of probability to win consistently.
Geez, I'm so glad I invested in Cardano before the catastrophic financial collapse as a result of over ten years of quantitative easing experiments!
Cardano by Zenarchism October 17, 2018
Cardarine
Cardarine, also known as GW 501516, is a PPAR agonist that increases endurance. When combined with exercise, it can help you be stronger and more athletic and have more stamina so you don't get tired as quickly. Some people think it's a SARM. It's technically not a SARM(Selective Androgen Receptor Modulator). Cardarine boosts stamina, endurance, workout capacity, and fat loss after just days of usage.
Cardarine by HawaiianPunch1 July 4, 2021
Cardassian Shocker
Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.
I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.
Cardassian Shocker by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010
Cardan
**may contain spoilers** Cardan is one of the main characters in the Cruel prince (folk of the air) fantasy enemy’s to lovers book series by Holly Black narrated in first person by Jude. He is a faerie prince who later becomes a king and has a love affair with Jude, a fearless human girl who was raised in Elfhame rather than the human world.
“Cardan kisses me hard, with a kind of devouring desperation, fingers digging into my hair.” p.309 (the cruel prince)
Cardan by auspiciousduck March 31, 2021
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026