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Captain K
Captain K by TheFarSide September 26, 2005
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Captain K. Kiddo
The Admiral of The Kiddo Koalition. One of three leaders joined by Vice Admiral Bobert and Rear Admiral Smash. Informally known by Cap'N Kiddo when appropriate to address as such.
Captain K. Kiddo by Head Ington May 3, 2010
Captain Kangaroo
1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.
Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!
Captain Kangaroo by Starchylde May 21, 2016
captain kerk
To lean in and "whisper" a comment about someone else loud enough so that the unintended person can hear it. Most commonly occurs after consuming large amounts of Captain Morgan.
I'm totally going to do Danielle tonight. Oh hi, Danielle!
Crap, I totally just pulled a captain kerk...
Crap, I totally just pulled a captain kerk...
captain kerk by el capitano! October 10, 2010
Captain Klamydia
The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis
Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.
Captain Klamydia by Captain Klamydia March 3, 2009
Captain Kremmen
Captain Kremmen was the fabulous animated alter-ego of radio and early eighties television legend Kenny Everett who was sure to save the world but the BBC killed him.
Captain Kremmen by Pealy Francisco May 12, 2006
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square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.