capmaster 

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.

I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.

capmaster by SussyMontague March 23, 2021

Capmaster Complex 

The Capmaster Complex is when someone who looks like the Pokémon “Incineroar” caps.

Wow what happened
That is Capmaster Complex

Capmaster Complex by Capcineroar July 24, 2021

catasterpiece

(n): something that's so terribly messed-up, it could not possibly have been done worse, even on-purpose. Often the result of trying to cover-up a previous wrongdoing

When Claude tried to glue the broken statue back together before his boss returned, he glued the arm on the wrong side. It was a true catasterpiece.

catasterpiece by dick vendor November 22, 2011

crapmaster 

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.

You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!

crapmaster by james ferarro August 21, 2006

campster 

A late teenager who attends a summer camp with the main reason to gain sexual experience from others not associated with their home town school. The term is most often related to females however can also be used for males. ( i.e "Dude lets hit band camp this year and find some cute campsters!" ) The term seems to have began appearing in summer camps around America shortly after the famed line from American Pie; "This one time at band camp...", and continues to gain increased popularity after the release of similar camp movies such as "Fired Up." The word is often used in contrast with cougar such as; "Man I'm not here looken for any cougar or campster!"

Bro, I met this totally hot campster last night after the movie. I didn't get any sleep.

campster by Weekend Machine August 4, 2010

cowmaster 

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

cowmaster by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

yapmasters 

Neighbors who are entitled and un-neighborly insofar as they see no problem with allowing their yappy little dogs to disturb the peace, both day and night.

We live behind the ultimate yapmasters; they actually had the balls to report us to the Police for reporting them to the Animal Control Officer!

yapmasters by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019