Caphobe 

Someone who is incapable of executed simply fucking plans

Oi mate your a fucking caphobe u dumb fuck

Caphobe by Kevin durant2341 April 22, 2021

Caphogeny

Pronounced - ka-fodge-eny
A phalanx of tasks or duties coming at you all at once.
A disorganized load of items to sort and put away.
Anything happening in rapid succession so as to distract you from completing your objective, meeting your goal, or getting done with/at work on time.

"I wanted to get home for supper but the boss threw a caphogeny of stuff at me that he wanted done pronto."

"We started to unload the truck but every item was loaded in a mixed caphogeny and it took us four an a half hours to get it sorted out and finished."

"I got to work and was met with a caphogeny of stuff coming at me."

Caphogeny by spacetrucker April 12, 2008

Captober 

The month long celebration in October where you spike your friends drinks with an mdma capsule, and tell them later if at all.

1. *finishes drink * i might head home

2. You'll want to stay out now ... HAPPY CAPTOBER!

1. I hate you all. Lets go dance

Captober by Monkey jesus November 27, 2015

caphones

When someone has the balls to say things over the phone they would never say face to face. A combination of cajones and phone.

Man my mother is a 5 foot tall 2nd grade teacher, but she's got some caphones! She told my boss she would destroy his manhood if anything ever happened to me.

caphones by durtysoufcraka January 17, 2010