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Canyon Crest Academy 

Canyon Crest Academy is a public high school within the San Dieguito Union High School District that serves grades 9-12. Canyon Crest Academy is mostly an upper class school with students from Rancho Santa Fe, Fairbanks, Carmel Valley, Del Mar, Solana Beach, and Encinitas. The students mostly drive Mercedes, BMW's, Lexus, and other nice cars. But don't let this fool you. Canyon Crest Academy is well known for their outstanding academics, athletics, clubs and programs such as Envision, and the arts. Technology is brand new with teachers having smart boards (touch screen white boards), projectors, computers, and labtops. Canyon Crest Academy's first graduating class will be in 2008, where the senior legacy will forever live on.
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Canyon Crest Academy 

Secret zombie research labaratory in which mad scientists teach biology and manage to defy the laws of physics by burning coffee. the zombie research labaratory is located in the subsystems below the school only accessable through elevators not available to students. the only other access to the lab is the window underneath the library, which looks out onto the band rooms. several students have been taken into the labs for testing. these students often return to campus with symptoms such as bags under their eyes, being fond of the word "amazing" and possessing symptoms similar to those found in attention deficit disorder patients.
Chris Redfield: Dude where are all these zombies coming from????

Leon: i think the source is Canyon Crest Academy...

Jill: D00d THATS AMAZING!!!

Teacher: FEEL MY BURNING COFFEE! NREGGHHHHHH!!!

Canyon Crest Academy 

A very wealthy high school in the Carmel Valley neighborhood of San Diego. Students here are very motivated and take 5+ AP Courses each year, along with having an internship and playing Varsity Sports, to look competitive for colleges. Students are also very invested in the arts, and many go on to Julliard. However, because they ended the lottery, it's more like neighboring Torrey Pines High School, and is overcrowded.
Ted: "What's a real High School like?"
Paul: "I don't know, I went to Canyon Crest Academy"

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016