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Calculus II

The first of many classes that weeds out college freshman who don't have what it takes to study STEM majors such as engineering or computer science. A hard class that covers trig substitution, improper integrals, series, sequences, and polar coordinates and often requires 20+ hours of work a week.

Jimmy wanted to study Mechanical Engineering when he was in college. However, after failing Calculus II twice and getting a C- on his fourth attempt, he decided to switch into Business and never looked back.

by partyrockstar222 August 16, 2021

face mask

A covering you wear on your face and mouth to stop the spread of germs. They are as important during the COVID-19 pandemic as wearing a seat belt while driving to save lifes. But many Americans are in denial and refuse to wear one by saying it's their "constitutional right" to not wear a face mask, but not understanding that once they enter private property, their constitutional rights are void.

Karen just got arrested for assaulting the manager at Costco who won't let her in the store because she refused to wear a face mask

by partyrockstar222 July 3, 2020

Super Bowel Monday

An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.

*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.

by partyrockstar222 February 3, 2020

College Confidential

A website that is supposed to help high school students and their parents with getting into university and how to manage courses while there, but is flooded with insecure people who act elitist and belittle others based on their mediocre GPA, SAT/ACT scores, etc. If you have a 3.3 GPA, you are seen as a loser similar to someone begging for money on the freeway overpass. Most believe if it's a tactic to get people to become hopeless so they don't apply to the Ivy League and have them get an easier chance of getting in.

User: I have a 3.3 GPA, 1250 SAT and 30 ACT, along with being the president of the Hockey club, 5 AP courses taken with 3 4's and 2 5's, and have over 100 hours of community service. What are my chances of getting into San Diego State?
Idiot on College Confidential: You are more likely to mop floors at McDonald's then get into SDSU with those stats kiddo. Have you considered community college?

by partyrockstar222 August 3, 2019

Physics Major

Other than possibly Electrical and Chemical Engineering, has the distinction of being the hardest and most rigorous degree program offered at any university. While the material is interesting and often "magical", sleep will be something you won't get a lot of, and coffee will be your next friend.

Phil is a Physics Major and studies 100 hours a week on his homework trying to understand quantum mechanics using Fourier Transforms and Relativity in four dimensions....Unfortunately for Phil, he has a 2.3 GPA. Meanwhile, his crush, Heather, is a Business student and has a 3.8 GPA despite only studying for 10 hours a week.

by partyrockstar222 July 23, 2019

Loner Vote

Someone who upvotes their own definition on Urban Dictionary

Realizing that nobody voted on his definition after being published 10 days ago, Jimmy decided to give himself a loner vote.

by partyrockstar222 July 23, 2019

BMW

Big Money Waste

My BMW 3 series is having transmission problems and I have to shell out another $5,000 to have it fixed by the dealer. I should have bought a Toyota Corolla.

by partyrockstar222 July 17, 2019