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1. commonly known as the drug capital of the World, with a high crime rate and little local culture. It consists of three liquor stores, several convenience stores and incalculable bars. It is also where monster trucks are born.

2. Where your dealer lives.
"I had to go Canyon Lake, TX to pick up this dank, and not only is it not dank but rather dirt and leaves, while I was there someone stole my baby!"
by Divisionbear May 07, 2009
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The only place in the world where the locals are higher than the hills.
Guy: Let's go to Canyon Lake, TX

Gal: I hear try have great weed and you stay higher than the hills.
by teh_lee_beast1337 January 02, 2014
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Canyon Lake is a beautiful place with hills and awesomeness. The lake is also a great place for recreational activities. Some people say that it is full of drugs, but it really depends on if you are in the trashy parts, or in the nice parts. There are a lot of retirees that live there. Not many stores are in the area, pretty much the only stores are in Hancock. Canyon Lake is the home of the Canyon Lake High School.
Let's all go to Canyon Lake, Tx everybody!
by Meow007 April 09, 2011
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