That family is a cantu
by Thelastnamegiver May 21, 2014
A cantus traditionally involves drinking alot of beer while singing Dutch, German and English song. It's structure can differ from time to time but is usually themed like a fraternity initiation ceremony with punishments meant to get freshman wasted. The biggest sin being loosing the codex.
by Vantomas August 27, 2017
by Amberisthefinest April 24, 2023
Person who looks at child porn on other people's wifi...resulting in a raid to the individual's house instead of their own.
by Her next man May 21, 2021
A male either between the ages of 16 or 19. usually laid back. but has a thing for giant cock. He's mexican and he likes to fuck sheep.
Jack:Did you hear about that farmer/ rapist they found in kentucky?
Jim:Yea he was a total Joe Cantu.
Jim:Yea he was a total Joe Cantu.
by Shinfo May 12, 2009
Handsome, sexy, funny, caring and genuine. Water parts when as he moves forward, clouds turn to sunshine when he gazes into the sky. Women uncontrollably gravitate towards him and bask in his presence. Undeniably he is the man. He is Tom Cantu.
Tom Cantu
by cantu February 05, 2010
by Obsidian Mace April 12, 2019