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A teacher that doesn't realize that kids have flaws and can make mistakes.
Student: "Ms. Cantu! I don't understand."

Ms. Cantu: "YOU NEED TO GIVE ME AN ACTUAL QUESTION! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU CAN'T GET! IT'S SO EASY!."
Cantu by Blissful_Sky October 9, 2023

Amber cantu 

Amber cantu is like the finest ever and she’s so kind
“Amber cantu is so amazing”
Yeah Ik I am😜
Amber cantu by Amberisthefinest April 24, 2023

matthew cantu 

Person who looks at child porn on other people's wifi...resulting in a raid to the individual's house instead of their own.
Hey, matthew cantu, did u see the new drop of that 8 year old boy? He's fine af.
matthew cantu by Her next man May 21, 2021

Joe Cantu 

A male either between the ages of 16 or 19. usually laid back. but has a thing for giant cock. He's mexican and he likes to fuck sheep.
Jack:Did you hear about that farmer/ rapist they found in kentucky?

Jim:Yea he was a total Joe Cantu.
Joe Cantu by Shinfo May 11, 2009

Valentina Cantù 

Valentina Cantù is a slightly fit Mexicana that loves to spend time with her friends and is loyal to her boyfriends if you have a Valentina Cantù in your life don’t forget or lose her cause if you lose her you are as stupid as a cat waiting for death.She is a very bright and energetic person and when she sets goals she will always meet her and if she likes you she will not let go. She so beautiful and is very interesting that you want to know more about her and just slightly in love with her that you stop at nothing to get to her. If you have a Valentina Cantù in your life and she likes you go straight to her and tell her yes . Don’t think that she will stop at nothing to get to you cause if she does that and you don’t know other you are as clueless as a dog finding his home. Don’t think she doesn’t have curves cause she does. She is a very special girl with the biggest smile in the world and a very special one
Man there goes Valentina Cantù she has the biggest heart ever and is the hottest girl in school!!!
Valentina Cantù by Lilrob101 January 6, 2023

Tom Cantu 

Handsome, sexy, funny, caring and genuine. Water parts when as he moves forward, clouds turn to sunshine when he gazes into the sky. Women uncontrollably gravitate towards him and bask in his presence. Undeniably he is the man. He is Tom Cantu.
Tom Cantu by cantu February 4, 2010
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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