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canton, MI 

the most boring place you could ever live
Dude1:hey what do you want to do today?
Dude2:idk we could go to the nowhere and do nothing.

canton, MI
canton, MI by boredcantoner August 20, 2011

Canton, MI 

A city in Michigan where people go on red and stop on green. If you drive a red pickup truck, you're getting pulled over, ticketed, possibly jail, probation and hella fines
" hey man, wanna go to canton, Michigan ?"

"Nah dude, I'm not trying to get flicked today"
Canton, MI by Canton Michigan January 15, 2018

oye mi canto 

noooo....dont listen to dat spanish deprived person who wrote that "oye mi canto" means "heres my song"....!!!
oye mi canto = listen to my singing


aprende español y despues traduci ok?!
oye mi canto by La Morocha September 21, 2005

Canton Middle School 

oye mi canto 

Oye Mi Canto the song by N.O.R.E n others
oye mi canto by BigMak October 22, 2004

Canyon lake middle school 

A place were kids smoke weed,teachers get wasted in classrooms and wannabe cholos hangout thinking they are badass.
I went to canyon lake middle school,really,that must've sucked.
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