2 definitions by Canton Michigan
A place where no one knows how to drive faster than 10 below the speed limit while consistently holding onto two of the top 5 worst intersections in the state.
Dude1: Hey sorry I'm late but I had to drive through Canton, MI to get here.
Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
Dude2: For real? It would've been faster if you just walked.
by Canton Michigan January 22, 2018
A city in Michigan where people go on red and stop on green. If you drive a red pickup truck, you're getting pulled over, ticketed, possibly jail, probation and hella fines
by Canton Michigan January 15, 2018