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personA: so what language do you speak?
personB: canto.
personA: oOo. gung hay fat choy!
personB: ...=,=" poke guy.
canto by Michii May 13, 2005
Words you can keep
mmm canto pop = cantonese pop muzik
canto by idi0t May 13, 2005

Canto face 

The ugly face of some Cantonese descent, it is very round and bug-eyed. Can sometimes be mistaken for a fish. People with canto face come primarily from Shanghai, though it is not limited to that area. The most notable features of canto face, besides the protruding eyes, is also the large round nose and uneven lips
Ugh stay clear of Judy, she's got major canto face
Canto face by WL. January 7, 2010

Canto Mood 

When a Cantonese female storms off without stopping, looking, talking or making any effort.
Pui Yee stormed off with her head down again today, she was clearly in a major Canto mood.
Canto Mood by cantomaster September 20, 2018

Canto Trap 

(n.) A female Asian who is attractive and lovely at first, but once you get in a relationship with her, she sucks the life and resources(money, time, and energy) out of you.
Person 1: Yo, Anele is hella pretty and nice.
Person 2: Yeah, but I heard she's a canto trap.
Canto Trap by helloitsren June 22, 2016

oye mi canto 

noooo....dont listen to dat spanish deprived person who wrote that "oye mi canto" means "heres my song"....!!!

oye mi canto = listen to my singing


aprende español y despues traduci ok?!
oye mi canto by La Morocha September 21, 2005

Bang a Canto 

Sex with a cantonese female in multiple positions, usually involving lots of doggystyle, spooning, legs on shoulders and clit rubbing, but not much female on top, cowgirl, reverse or squatting because they can be lazy fuckers.
If I’ve got any time later and Carrie is free then I’d love to bang a canto
Bang a Canto by cantomaster November 13, 2019
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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