cansplant 

The act of pouring a half-empty warm can of soda/beer into a half-empty cold can so as not to waste the warm soda/beer.

"A cansplant is a very dangerous procedure, I once spilled soda all over my pants!"

cansplant by A S C E N D E D August 1, 2017

Cansplant 

Cansplant: noun.

The act of transferring the contents of an almost empty dip can into an almost full can.

“Yeah man, I was almost out of dip, but I found another can with some in it and performed a cansplant “

Cansplant by Bobillian February 3, 2018

mansplant

Removal of a sissy man's vagina and replacement with a set of balls

Ken uses a purple broom to clean the house, he really needs a mansplant

mansplant by longslim March 8, 2015

cuntplant 

In woman's gymnastics, a special balance beam maneuver in which the gymnast launches herself into the air before forcibly landing directly upon her genitals, usually resulting in an ebullient crowd reaction.

The move originated as a catastrophic accident in the 1912 Olympics in Stockholm, Sweden, with top members of the gymnastics community referring to it's occurrence as everything from "anticlimactic" to "a failure of orgasmic proportions." Over the course of the last century, however, this has become one of the most beloved moves in all of gymnastics.

I wonder if Kelly will have the balls to go for the cuntplant in her routine.

cuntplant by Jon Sprush March 25, 2010

fansplant 

a person with a newly-developed appreciation for a sports team; generally acquired after said team has won a championship or become otherwise popular.

Jimmy's newly uncurved Red Sox hat and Edgar Rentaria jersey showed that he was clearly a fansplant, in fact he was from upstate New York.

fansplant by C.D. Di Guardia January 10, 2006

Sansplants 

A lack of breast implants. Real boobs. Titties with no silicone or saline.

I swear I am the only chick in this entire gym with sansplants. Whatever. I'm rolling with it.

Sansplants by Witty Mommy January 27, 2015

Cansplaining 

When someone from Canada tells an America how they should feel about or react to Donald Trump. Particularly when they suggest impractical forms of resistance that they've never personally tried, tell the American to put themselves in physical danger, or wave away valid concerns. The concept is similar to the idea of mansplaining.

"Instead of saying you wish you could move to Canada because you're afraid that Trump's going to take your healthcare away and you're going to literally die, you should really be doing more to resist. You should run for office. And also go to more protests. And also participate in these 800 other forms of resistance I've never personally tried that might get you fired, arrested or killed. And just build a bridge for no reason. I've decided for some reason that you're not in any danger."

"Gee, thanks for Cansplaining that to me."

Cansplaining by Anna Banana Fontana August 10, 2017