Cannon Falls

A small town in MN where they raise whores with a wide variety of names such as Ashley, Shelby, Courtney, or Brandon. A town full of STD's. And a place where it is okay to date family members.

"Man did you see that chic from Cannon Falls with that nice ass?"

"yea, thats my cousin, and she is fine!"

by CannonFallsPride February 21, 2009

Cannon Falls

That indescribable moment when you’re at the onset of an episode of explosive diarrhea. The moment you squat over the toilet seat and begin to drop your pants, there isn’t a second to hold the eruption back any longer. Before your pants are fully down and before you’ve fully sat down the explosion begins and you fire away at the bowl beneath you whilst trying your hardest NOT to miss. Once you’ve completely seated yourself the explosions continue and you get a feeling of relief knowing you just missed making a complete mess of yourself and the bathroom.

I wasn’t sure I’d get to the toilet on time and as I began to squat and drop my pants, cannon falls commenced and I sat in relief knowing I just missed soiling myself.

by max nova April 24, 2022

unattended cannonballs

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.

In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

by Sexydimma January 14, 2014

cannonballs

An underachieving fantasy football team owned by a man who is consistent w/ wearing a visor to the draft along w/ drafting Fred Taylor every year. Rumor has it that he uses the league as an excuse to get out of his house once a year and party.

The Cannonballs are not going to make the playoffs again.

by J.P. Shepherd September 17, 2007

Diglett Cannonballs

Diglett Cannonball(s) is a slang term for the word "mulberry", specifically referring to the fruit produced from the plant belonging to the Morus genus of the Moraceae family.

This term is thought to have originated from individuals misidentifying photos and artistic interpretations of mulberries for clusters of cannonballs in the shape of the Pokémon, Diglett.

"How was I supposed to know that was a mulberry? It looked like Diglett Cannonballs."

"That bush is full of either emo raspberries or Diglett Cannonballs."
"Babe don't be nervous to meet my family, my mom makes a great Diglett Cannonball Salad!"

by mr1898 July 10, 2025