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Cannime

A mixed word between "cannibis" and "anime" describing a person who likes to indulge in inhaling or by other means ingesting cannabis before watching an anime. Can be interchangable with weedb.
Dede: "I just watched Tokyo Ghoul while high as hell!"
Greg: "Woah. I never knew you were a cannime!"
by ThomasTheDealer December 19, 2017
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Cannimal

A person or persons, usually a socio-economically challenged degenerate, who routinely seek recyclable products from homes and businesses. They usually wear long gardening gloves and travel by themselves. They are territorial in nature and stake claims to specific streets and businesses. They have no reservations about sitting on your porch and going through any recycling bins you may have left out.
That annoying cannimal was on my front porch when I got home from work going through my recycling bin!
by nathan925 October 3, 2007
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Canniberous

The feeling of wanting or needing weed.
"Everytime i sit at home and play video games, i feel canniberous
by Assassi'Nate April 12, 2005
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Cannie

Geodie way of saying "can not".
I cannie wait.
by Slitty wrists August 29, 2017
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Cannise

A very intelligent girl, especially in math. Tends to be soft-spoken and a good athlete. Very kind and nice to everybody :)
"Have you met that girl? She is such a Cannise!"
by mrt234 September 24, 2011
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cannie be arsed

Scottish slang cant be arsed.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
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Cannie

A coin word used in informal speech in some of society's more exclusive circles which refers to a cannibal -- an individual (or group of individuals) who consume the flesh of their own species; derived as an abbreviated & affectionate form of the word "cannibal," and necessary for use in avoiding the incidental stigma of cannibalism while in conversation. Users of "cannie" are typically sympathetic toward the idea of cannibalism, such that "cannie" becomes a term of solidarity and declaration of agreement with cannibalism.
Person A: "I recommend you travel to Papua New Guinea and ask for the longpig -- it's just to die for."

Person B: "What exactly is longpig?"

Person A: "You'd know if you were a cannie..."

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Person C: "Where can I find some of that sweetest of meats around here?"

Person D: "What are you? A cop? A narc?"

Person C: "No, I'm cool, cannie!"

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Person E: "OMG, cannibalism is so wrong! So evil! So vile! Cannibals go to hell! They all deserve to go to jail!"

Person F: "Look, lady -- we cannies know that it's far better to put dead flesh to use & not let it rot; this, after all, is in the best interests of our mindset about limited resources, is it not? Besides, it's not like we cannies are necessarily murderers, nor are we criminals -- think of how many die of subsidiary or natural causes on a daily basis. Finally, if you think it's so bad to eat someone when they're already dead -- which is a trivial act in my mind -- think of all the insurance companies who eat people while they're still alive! Besides, you just don't know what you're missing..."

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It ain't easy bein a cannie... our food of choice ain't exactly USDA-certified!
by cannieman March 27, 2010
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