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A person or persons, usually a socio-economically challenged degenerate, who routinely seek recyclable products from homes and businesses. They usually wear long gardening gloves and travel by themselves. They are territorial in nature and stake claims to specific streets and businesses. They have no reservations about sitting on your porch and going through any recycling bins you may have left out.

That annoying cannimal was on my front porch when I got home from work going through my recycling bin!

Cannimal by nathan925 October 3, 2007

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narcissistic cannibal

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.

Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.

narcissistic cannibal by whatsuppdawg March 7, 2012

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go cannibal my hannibal

This describes a comical request for a blow job.

Ben Dover requested Wonda Wonderpig to go cannibal my Hannibal!

go cannibal my hannibal by I, Wreckerrr January 17, 2017

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cannibal apocalypse

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.

person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!

cannibal apocalypse by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012

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CANNIBAL

Someone who is fed up with people.

CANNIBAL by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

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Trevor's Cannibal

When a team of players in a video game becomes so toxic that the team begins to eat itself away and deteriorate, and ultimately becomes weaker as a result.

My team was winning this match conclusively until Trevor's cannibal destroyed us.

Trevor's Cannibal by SithLordTrevor December 23, 2019

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fanny cannibal

A WORD USED TO INSULT LESBIANS MADE UP BY HILARIOUS COMEDIAN Frankie Boyle

fuck off you fanny cannibal

fanny cannibal by fghjkfgjkshkhgtrskjghkjd December 30, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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