Cannaim 

A corpse whose whole consists of multiple pieces.

(Torn up chunks of the same body.)

"Her cannaim was scattered along the railroad tracks."

Cannaim by The All-knowing and Sexy Buddha December 13, 2003

Cannaisseur 

An expert marijuana smoker, who will only smoke the best of the best, and can tell how any weed was grown with a simple smell.

Jonny gave away that bag, cause a cannaisseur don't fuck with bunk shit. :P

Cannaisseur by Shiz Tokin December 13, 2014

Cannimal

A person or persons, usually a socio-economically challenged degenerate, who routinely seek recyclable products from homes and businesses. They usually wear long gardening gloves and travel by themselves. They are territorial in nature and stake claims to specific streets and businesses. They have no reservations about sitting on your porch and going through any recycling bins you may have left out.

That annoying cannimal was on my front porch when I got home from work going through my recycling bin!

Cannimal by nathan925 October 3, 2007

cannasmurf

A person who is a member of several medical cannabis dispensaries and who obtains the maximum allowable quantity of cannabis from these clubs in order to obtain a sizable amount of cannabis for personal or commercial reasons

see definition: smurf

if I were a cannasmurf, I'd horde all the kush from all the LA dispensaries

see definition: smurf
In banking, smurfing refers to splitting of a large financial transaction into multiple smaller transactions, each of which is below a minimum limit (such as $10,000) above which banks must report any financial transaction, precisely for the purpose of evading scrutiny by regulators or law enforcement. Someone who smurfs is a smurf in this context. Usualy hired by drug runners and usualy more than one to move an large amount of cash to launder it.

How are you going to launder all that money, Don't worry I have alot of smurfs.

cannasmurf by greenmaninto September 30, 2009

Cannamom 

Cannamoms began as a group of passionate mothers advocating for the right and option to utilize cannabis in the care of their own critically-ill children. Knowing that working as a group of mothers all with the same message would have a much greater impact than any one mother working on her own, these mothers formally united as CannaMoms in 2014. They set out to tell the stories of their own children’s journeys, while educating the public on the medicinal benefits of cannabis, in order to create changes in the laws and in healthcare, as well as to spare any child the needless suffering that their own had endured.

What they do

CannaMoms fight diligently for common sense legislation, for rights and options for every parent in the care of their own children, and to provide other parents and their babies with hope, help, resources, and community. CannaMoms have spent tireless hours informing the public of the medicinal benefits of cannabis while advocating for more compassionate, more effective, and less harmful options for the treatment of children with critical illnesses. Their personal hardships and experiences in the care of their own children lend them the knowledge required to help other parents of critically ill children, and much of their time and effort is spent working directly with other families nationwide and worldwide.

This Cannamom uses a 1:1 to treat her sons epilepsy

Cannamom by Cannamom February 11, 2017

Cannamnesia 

The state of forgetfulness in the moment due to the use of cannabis. It includes forgetting names, places, and the topic of the discussion even midsentence.

I was trying to get Bill to help me but my cannamnesia kicked in so I forgot what we were going to do.

Let's go get.. You know who I mean. What was I saying,. My cannamnesia is bad today.

Cannamnesia by Sss4 May 18, 2017

Cannamath 

When parents rely on cannabis to slow down their stressful life, so that they are better able to help their oft-math-anxious children cope with the mathematical challenges and frustrations they face in school—for example, they could help them with their math homework or project, which also provides them an opportunity to bond and engage with their kids during their formative years.

The legalization of cannabis to more US states would allow more parents to embrace cannamath, thus enabling them to get more involved in the mathematics education of their children, by being more present, more patient, and more creative with them.

Cannamath by Fasters January 1, 2022