Caninophile

Someone who absurdly prefers dogs to humans, shares a bed with the filthy critters and either jacks them off or lets the mobile shit-machines, sniff, lick or nuzzle their genitals or penetrate them for sexual gratification.
Paedophiles have a bad press in Britain but they pale to insignificance compared to the abundance of moronic caninophiles at large in the community.
by lily beetle October 27, 2014
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