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Caninophile 

Someone who absurdly prefers dogs to humans, shares a bed with the filthy critters and either jacks them off or lets the mobile shit-machines, sniff, lick or nuzzle their genitals or penetrate them for sexual gratification.
Paedophiles have a bad press in Britain but they pale to insignificance compared to the abundance of moronic caninophiles at large in the community.
Caninophile by lily beetle October 27, 2014
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Clinophile

(n.) a lover of reclining, lying in bed
She is a real clinophile.
Clinophile by M.Lmd August 1, 2015
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Cinophile 

Someone who obsesses over films and takes there influence, actors and imagery to seriously
"Turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinophile..." after obsessing over film references for the 'bog sexy hook' for new song 'Jack Sparrow' by Lonely Island (ft michael Bolton)
Cinophile by volleydrop June 3, 2011

cannaphile 

A person who is well-versed and educated in all things having to do with the culture of pot, marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc. This can include, but is not restricted to weed dealers, bong shop owners, musicians, Rastafarians, hippies, grow-house owners... It can also be used as a more respected label than the more commonly used terms, stoner or pothead.
Judd Apatow's films always have some kind of reference to marijuana. He's a true cannaphile.
cannaphile by homopinionation December 3, 2013
She has four dogs at her home. She is a canophile.
Canophile by AnderControls August 6, 2018

Cannaphile 

a person who studies and is knowledgable in all things cannabis.
Tommy is a true cannaphile, this dude knows every strain and THC level of each one man!
Cannaphile by mcoytig October 4, 2014

Cankophile 

A Cankophile is defined as a person that has a deep attraction to cankles and is aroused by them.

These people are a part of the LGBTQC+ community as they are only attracted to the cankles and not the host of the cankles.
I couldn’t resist the way her ankles blended with her calf, I think I’m such a Cankophile.
Cankophile by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023