homopinionation's definitions

high hopes

The waiting period from the moment you order your weed until the time your stoner dealer remembers you called and finally texts back that he is "on his way."

Even though I called my Weed Guy three hours ago, I still have high hopes he will come through!

by homopinionation November 19, 2014

beast mode cowboy

An egotistical dude who fronts as a major competitor, but is actually a sucky douche come competition time.

Caleb said he was going to go all 'beast mode cowboy' in the big game, but he sucked…as usual.

by homopinionation August 12, 2014

wasp trash

Affluent white people who transform themselves into 'rednecks' purely for monetary gain.

The cast of "Duck Dynasty" were country-clubbers before TLC turned them into wasp trash.

by homopinionation March 1, 2014

residoodoo

Brown poop streaks left on a condom or penis after anal intercourse.

Make sure to douche yourself next time! When I pulled out, I had residoodoo all over my dick.

by homopinionation March 1, 2014

cannaphile

A person who is well-versed and educated in all things having to do with the culture of pot, marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc. This can include, but is not restricted to weed dealers, bong shop owners, musicians, Rastafarians, hippies, grow-house owners... It can also be used as a more respected label than the more commonly used terms, stoner or pothead.

Judd Apatow's films always have some kind of reference to marijuana. He's a true cannaphile.

by homopinionation December 3, 2013

Twitterliterate

Being well-versed in the new language, slang and hashtags commonly used in the social media world of Twitter.

"Finally, I have mastered how to properly tweet! I am now fully Twitterliterate!" exclaimed Toks, joyfully.

by homopinionation April 21, 2013

lush fund

The amount of money a person budgets from their income that is allocated for drinking/partying expenses.

I'm not an alcoholic, but I do have a lush fund of about fifty dollars a day.

by homopinionation March 1, 2013