canadian ham

a refrence to a womans large, pink, areolas(the skin around nipple)if the womans areola is large and brown it is considered pepperoni.

i like licking that chicks canadian ham.

by jakey mancaster February 22, 2007

Canadian steamer ham sandwich

When you put your dick between two slices of whole wheat bread and at the same time you shit on a girls chest and she films it.

She was crazy, she asked for a Canadian steamer ham sandwich.

by zsherm February 25, 2007

Canadian Hamburger

Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out

Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?

Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.

Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!

Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger

by Jay2233 March 10, 2020

Canadian Hamock

When a naked person lays ontop of another person who then sticks a big toe into their asshole. A more comfortable adaptation of the Canadian porch swing.
(See Canadian porch swing)

Anthony is gross, he let Noah give him a Canadian Hamock whilst Nick watched.

by DHxRampage22 September 19, 2017

Canadian Hamstand

When a nude, (sometimes) unshaven women does a handstand. This is followed by a guy placing a thinly sliced piece of ham over the woman's pussy and while still in her upside-down, handstand position, the guy fingers her through the ham inducing female ejaculate. After some time and the female has orgasmed, it is customary for the guy consume the ham.

Rachel: Hey Billy, look at me! I am doing a handstand!

Billy: Wait right there you scummy bitch, this is a perfect opportunity for a Canadian Hamstand. Take off your tattered clothes while I get the Ham!

Rachel: Oh sounds great, Billy! I havent even shaved my puss since the fucking Carter administration.

Billy: Shut the fuck up you repulsive whore. Just hurry up and come so I can eat this ham!

by Donny Boy April 13, 2012