Canadian Sex 

A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.

"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."

Canadian Sex by Dawnstopper March 21, 2021

Canadian Sex 

Starting with oral sex (French) but then part way through getting uncomfortable, stopping, and then putting on your pajamas and going to sleep in separate beds (British).

Gordon: "Did you end up bangin' that chick from Kelowna at camp?"
Dave: No, man, we just had Canadian sex: I was just about to blow my load when she asked me to go down on her. I tried to, man, but when I looked at that thing, I wasn't getting any nearer. I just said I was feeling sick, and I went to lie down on the couch."

Canadian Sex by HerzogPhilipp October 23, 2007

Canadian Sex 

Having sex during intermission while watching a hockey game, culminating in the cheers of your Tim Horton's coffee cups for a job well done. Bonus points if a Canadian team is playing. Double bonus points if you finish while watching Coach's Corner with Don Cherry and Ron MacLean.

Dude, we had the best Canadian Sex last night! And the Jets won to boot!

Canadian Sex by Danjay13 November 16, 2018

canadian sex acts 

Various different sexual positions and acts, mostly including maple syrup, beavers or riding a Mountie on the back of a Zamboni.

Last night my boyfriend tried out one of the old canadian sex acts, he gave me an Old King Clancy.

canadian sex acts by Mueller18 September 10, 2014

Canadian Sex Act 

A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”

The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.

Canadian Sex Act by MrVulgarity October 13, 2022

French Canadian sex symbol 

A Middle Ages man name Alain Chiasson

The burly man Alain chias son is one hell of a French Canadian sex symbol

French Canadian sex symbol by OH1987 September 25, 2020

Canadian Butt Sex 

The polite use of only one finger during butt sex, the Canadian way!

Wife, Would you like to partake in some Canadian Butt Sex tonight? I am feeling adventurous, eh.
-I would love some Canadian Butt Sex. Please use only the pinky though as that Kraft Dinner made my butthole burn a little, eh.

Canadian Butt Sex by RichTheRedn3ck September 20, 2023