camofag

(n) a person who participates in a branch of the military, or ROTC, who feel it is necessary to reference military, talk about military, drill practice, most of them have no idea what they are talking about and should be avoided.

Most camofags aren't actually in service, they usually are high school JROTC high school faggots who think serving in the military is cool.

John : Know who the biggest bad ass ever is?

Camofag : Yeah, its a tie between Smedley Butler, and Carlos Hathcock.

John : Who the fuck are they?

Camofag : Wow dude, read up on your military history

Another example

Camofag : My friend did the most idiotic thing today.

Sarah : What did he do?

Camofag : During drill practice while doing an about-face instead of moving his right foot back, he moved his left, he looked like an idiot!

Sarah : I don't give a shit.

by C0MMIE April 5, 2011

Camofag

A soldier who applies camoflauge paint to equipment which does not aid in the concealment of the soldier.

Lt. Nutsack spray painted his nalgene bottle and his watch! What a camofag!

by Matthew Locke November 2, 2015

CamoFart

When you have gained information of someone else who passed wind, within 1 minute 30 Seconds, you can safely let a silent one out and the blame will be on the person who everyone knows let one rip.

After the 1 Minute 30 Seconds has passed, the cover of the other person will be lost and you will need to find another person to blame it on or leave the area ASAP.

While sitting in the living room, Toohey let one rip, meanwhile, Leigh silently let the mother of all stinks out and left Toohey with the blame.

A perfectly executed CamoFart.

by L.Rollo October 4, 2009

camofat

An adjective describing a person who appears to have a nice body but is secretly hiding unsightly rolls of fat by using deceiving clothing, like billowy tops or loose dresses. Opposite of a camofox.

Guy 1: Hey man, how'd things end up going with that girl you were dancing with last night? She was a fox.

Guy 2: Poorly, soon as I got my hands around her waist I felt it... The dreaded handful of Camofat.

Guy 1: Unlucky dude, but it happens to the best of us.

by <Sindrome> February 23, 2010

Camofart

Camofart

(Cam-oh-faaht)

The art of disguising or completely hiding audible flatulence farts , with a well timed cough .

I had to camofart in church today , I was worried I hadn't camofarted it well , but it turns out no-one heard it but EVERYONE smelled it !

by GordoPFC June 6, 2014

Campfag

Worse variant of campers, the camper that has heartbeatsensors and will stay in one spot all the game.

Hi I'm just pwning some n00bs, hey look at this guy, i'll just noscope him.. AAAH CAMPFAG!!! ... FUCK.. YOU!~
AROUND THE FUCKING CORNER!

by UberGeit3000 July 6, 2010

Campfagger

An idiot in a multi-player FPS who hides behind everything and anything for the whole game, shooting at actual players trying to play the game and unwittingly walk by.

Someone shoot that campfagger behind the car. He's ruining the game for the rest of us with his faggery.

by flydude September 10, 2011