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Camel Toeni 

1 oz vermouth
1 oz gin
1 oz Campari

1 camel crush cigarette.

Instructions:
Mix the aforementioned over ice
Hike the shorts
Crush the camel

Light the camel

Cover with a glass bowl for 210 seconds
The taste of good. And the taste of bad. All at the same time. Tickle the hood and crush the camel. Let’s indulge in a Camel Toeni.
Camel Toeni by KRmd January 3, 2023
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cameltoesis 

Having or being afflicted with a cameltoe.
Damn! That girl got some Cameltoesis!
cameltoesis by Festerius October 2, 2003

Cameltoeliosis 

Noun: Having a chronic case of cameltoe. No matter what you wear, your cameltoe is always showing.
Dude 1: Wow, did you see that?
Dude 2: Ya, that chick suffers from Cameltoeliosis.
Dude 1: Fuck ya she does.

cameltoenian 

a group of nasty ass chicks with camel toe ALL the time.
Taylor and Chelsea have recently became Cameltoenians.
cameltoenian by grapefruit666 October 7, 2009

Cameltoesis 

She was extremely attractive had it not been for her Cameltoesis.
Cameltoesis by dongruss April 26, 2013

Cameltoesis 

1. Someone who's breath is so awful that it's stench is reminiscent of a stale minge.

2. The morning breath of one who went down on a woman recently.
"Dude That guy's breath was disfiguring. He totally had some cameltoesis going on."

"Dude, I fucked the shit out of that girl last night but I totally woke up this morning with the worst case of cameltoesis"

"Jesus dude! I know you went down on that scab last night because you have bad case of cameltoesis, go brush your teeth"
Cameltoesis by Nemajndi August 25, 2009

cameltoesis 

Letting a very minor injury in sports sideline you.
"Is Smith in todays line up?"...."No he is applying vagisil to his cameltoesis."
cameltoesis by Derek C December 7, 2003
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