2 definition by Derek C

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To interefere with another person trying to pick up a lady. Also see Cockblock
"I was almost in there with that hot chick Mary but Joe came and cockblocked me! What a cuntgoalie"
by Derek C December 07, 2003

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Letting a very minor injury in sports sideline you.
"Is Smith in todays line up?"...."No he is applying vagisil to his cameltoesis."
by Derek C December 07, 2003

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