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cameltoesis 

Having or being afflicted with a cameltoe.
Damn! That girl got some Cameltoesis!
cameltoesis by Festerius October 2, 2003
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Cameltoesis 

swollen and smelly vaginal area.
She was extremely attractive had it not been for her Cameltoesis.
Cameltoesis by dongruss April 26, 2013

Cameltoesis 

1. Someone who's breath is so awful that it's stench is reminiscent of a stale minge.

2. The morning breath of one who went down on a woman recently.
"Dude That guy's breath was disfiguring. He totally had some cameltoesis going on."

"Dude, I fucked the shit out of that girl last night but I totally woke up this morning with the worst case of cameltoesis"

"Jesus dude! I know you went down on that scab last night because you have bad case of cameltoesis, go brush your teeth"
Cameltoesis by Nemajndi August 25, 2009

cameltoesis 

Letting a very minor injury in sports sideline you.
"Is Smith in todays line up?"...."No he is applying vagisil to his cameltoesis."
cameltoesis by Derek C December 7, 2003

Cameltosis 

When a person has been eating pussy and their breath stinks.
(guy 1) "Dude! You got major Cameltosis... Have a breathmint!"

(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."
Cameltosis by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

cameltosis 

Derived from the Oral condition of bad breath - Halitosis - a condition of having fetid breath. Cameltosis is the same condition of the vagina, having fetid, funk of the Camel Toe
Damn dude, that bitch had some kickin' cameltosis.
cameltosis by Dave January 21, 2005

Cameltoeliosis 

Noun: Having a chronic case of cameltoe. No matter what you wear, your cameltoe is always showing.
Dude 1: Wow, did you see that?
Dude 2: Ya, that chick suffers from Cameltoeliosis.
Dude 1: Fuck ya she does.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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