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Cambodian Carpenter's Belt 

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.
Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.
Cambodian Carpenter's Belt by Gree December 14, 2008
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Cambodian Carpenter's Belt 

Sexual maneuver whereby the male pulls out just prior to ejaculation, and drains his balls around the woman's waist. He then proceeds to affix lightweight tools that adhere when the payload dries.
Nick: Where'd your hook-up go from last night?
Rick: That bitch was straight blue-collar, so I gave her a Cambodian Carpenter's Belt. I sent that biggums out the door wearing some drill bits and garden twine.
Cambodian Carpenter's Belt by Gree December 14, 2008

The Cambodian sprinkler 

When nearing the point of ejaculation, the man removes his penis from the womans vagina, and sets himself in a circular motion. The man must turn no less than 127.8 degrees.
Man: "I'm sorry for that"
Woman: "You only covered 124.3 degrees"
Man;"Not quite the Cambodian sprinkler"
Woman: "Get the OXYclean"

Cambodian Special 

When you ejaculate on rice and it blends it so the victim doesn’t suspect anything is wrong with the rice.
Why does this rice taste salty?

Oh I just gave you the Cambodian special.
Dude not cool!
Cambodian Special by Cambodiaman September 12, 2018

Cambodian Showdown 

An ancient and sacred ritual performed by two males for control of the tribe, or for fun in New York. It involves insertion of a large wooden chopstick exactly halfway down the urethra of the first contender. Next, the challenger inserts the remaining 1/2 into his own penis. From there, both men masturbate until one has shot the chopstick completely down the other's p-hole. Traditionally, the victor defecates on the losers chest.
Bill wanted to watch The Simpsons, but Haansehm wanted to watch House, so they had a Cambodian Showdown.
Cambodian Showdown by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Cambodian StuDawg 

A person who repeatedly takes more shit than a colostomy bag. Often time this person has been ass-faced so many times they scream uncontrolably while shitting themselves.
Last night we gave stuie so much hell he started acting like a Cambodian StuDawg.
Cambodian StuDawg by Morgans Friends February 27, 2009

[Cambodian spyder monkey]

The Cambodian spyder monkey, is a somwhat complex move. In general immediatly after anal said individual pulls out, gives the penis a hardy slap on their hand, and gives the female the "spyder man" manuever followed by a well placed bitch slap.
Hyde: man that girl last night was a freak!
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?