Calmn’t

opposite of being calm, cannot be calm

she was unable to be calm so she was calmn’t

Calmn’t by demonfairyy February 9, 2023

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon 

A phrase made by Tyler The Creator. A celebritiy and rapper. He made this phrase up with kelly clancy's daughter chloe. This is just an inside joke!

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon

Hey guys, It's me tyler here with esmeralda I adopted her-" "NO I DONT" "I adopted her from mexico She doesn't know english yet" "SHH" "I donated to charity too, I'm really a good guy" "esmeralda calm down, Ok? we'll get some tacos soon by Getting tacos with tyler April 10, 2021

calm the fuck down 

Some thing that about 98% of people should do.

Christina, calm the fuck down

calm the fuck down by mAGIK bUS June 13, 2005

calm the fuck down 

Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.

Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN

calm the fuck down by apxcirrus September 12, 2013

calm the dick down 

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

calm the dick down by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014

calm the ham 

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

calm the ham by Brendan April 7, 2003

Calm Thyself 

A phrase created by the Youtuber/Twitch streamer, TerryTV. It is generally used towards someone who is acting a little crazy, over the top, extra, or simply just really hyper. Basically telling someone to calm down. Can be used in other situations where one should "chill out". It's used in a playful way.

Person 1: Omg I think my neighbor is stalking me.
Person 2: Calm thyself, he's just saying hello.

Person 1: I think my teacher saw me cheating on my test!

Person 2: Calm thyself, he was looking at his computer the whole time.

Person 1: I am so hot
Person 2: *laughs* calm thyself

Calm Thyself by LetsWatchTheRain August 3, 2020