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Calmn’t

opposite of being calm, cannot be calm
she was unable to be calm so she was calmn’t
by demonfairyy February 9, 2023
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calm the fuck down

Some thing that about 98% of people should do.
by mAGIK bUS June 13, 2005
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calm the fuck down

Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.
Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN
by apxcirrus September 12, 2013
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calm the dick down

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.
Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"
by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014
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calm the ham

''Calm the ham man''
by Brendan April 7, 2003
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Calm Thyself

A phrase created by the Youtuber/Twitch streamer, TerryTV. It is generally used towards someone who is acting a little crazy, over the top, extra, or simply just really hyper. Basically telling someone to calm down. Can be used in other situations where one should "chill out". It's used in a playful way.
Person 1: Omg I think my neighbor is stalking me.
Person 2: Calm thyself, he's just saying hello.

Person 1: I think my teacher saw me cheating on my test!

Person 2: Calm thyself, he was looking at his computer the whole time.

Person 1: I am so hot
Person 2: *laughs* calm thyself
by LetsWatchTheRain August 3, 2020
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