Callum’d

The state of mind after you’ve spent all of your money chasing women on a night out and end up getting a taxi home alone for a self administered hand shandy

Man, I totally Callum’d last night...

by Mason2209 July 10, 2020

callum dales

a fat smelly nonce who plays apex and licks zane truemans boxers while he sleeps

callum dales is a smelly nonce

by a w1se man February 1, 2021

Callum Davies

A massive chode. There are rare glimpses of decency but they are all shredded by his annoying ass personality. Slutty ugly prick whos sister is a DUCK

Is that Callum Davies.

No thats a tree

by JamBeruFTW February 14, 2015

Callum delamare

Sexy beast 6’7 alpha beasts through anything will do your dirty work if you know what I mean ;)

Is anything you want him to be including a claw machine.
He will only be able come over if you have new sheets at the ready.
Amazing kisser leaving you with stars.

I really want to have sex with Callum delamare

by Wehateconnor December 6, 2019

callum deighton

a pedo who fingered a 12 year old when he is 16 and crys to his mum who secretly hates him

callum deighton rah is a pedo

by BiG T BITCH November 25, 2019

Calum'd

(verb) - The act of being insulted illogically and irrelevantly, most of the time out of maternal, Freudian hatred.

Getting Calum'd is like receiving junkmail, it effects no one and is a waste of time

by NovaProspekt December 3, 2010

Callum Despacito

Is an actual God on SnapChat.

omg ur a callum despacito

by nohomomateo November 6, 2018