Callum’d
The state of mind after you’ve spent all of your money chasing women on a night out and end up getting a taxi home alone for a self administered hand shandy
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callum dales
callum dales by a w1se man February 1, 2021
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Callum Davies
A massive chode. There are rare glimpses of decency but they are all shredded by his annoying ass personality. Slutty ugly prick whos sister is a DUCK
Callum Davies by JamBeruFTW February 14, 2015
Callum delamare
Sexy beast 6’7 alpha beasts through anything will do your dirty work if you know what I mean ;)
Is anything you want him to be including a claw machine.
He will only be able come over if you have new sheets at the ready.
Amazing kisser leaving you with stars.
Is anything you want him to be including a claw machine.
He will only be able come over if you have new sheets at the ready.
Amazing kisser leaving you with stars.
Callum delamare by Wehateconnor December 6, 2019
callum deighton
callum deighton by BiG T BITCH November 25, 2019
Calum'd
(verb) - The act of being insulted illogically and irrelevantly, most of the time out of maternal, Freudian hatred.
Calum'd by NovaProspekt December 3, 2010
Callum Despacito
Callum Despacito by nohomomateo November 6, 2018
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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