Callapse 

Definition: Callapse (verb, noun)

The sudden relaxation of muscles and release of tension after ending a video call or turning off the camera during a call.

Verb: "I callapsed onto my chair as soon as I turned the camera off"
Noun: "That callapse sigh was so satisfying."

Callapse by polynut January 24, 2025

till i collapse 

a popular song in the album "the eminem show", featuring some of the greatest hip hop artists ever. Eminem, 50 Cent, Nate Dogg, and Tupac.

yo nigga, you hear that new rhyme from the eminem album?
naw dawg, whats it called?
till i collapse.

till i collapse by beast274life November 16, 2010

Ball Collapse

When a man ejaculates the human body holds back to maintain the oval shape of the balls. When you shoot it all out, you create a vacuum, thus you have ball collapse. This often occurs in the presence of an excess of pussy.

"Jesus christ, back in the 70's when I was over Rick James house. I got so much ass I caught a case of Ball Collapse."

"Women be talking shit, men don't know nothing about pain! Women have babies! I be like bitch, YOU don't know about pain. I've had ball collapse. They don't have epidural for that." - Charlie Murphy

Ball Collapse by Agracoots May 13, 2009

Zohabian Collapse 

To gain a big lead in something and suddenly crumble shortly after. Oftenly used in hockey or other sports

Zohaib has a 4-0 lead but then has a Zohabian Collapse and allows the other team to score 4 unanswered goals, ultimately losing the game

Zohabian Collapse by sandhu22 June 22, 2011

collapse dance

Continuing performances daily at gentlemen's clubs of finance and monetary policy throughout the developing world. Left unchecked, this testosterone driven, trillion dollar two-step is virtually guaranteed to crash our global economy by the end of the decade.

Investment Banker: "I'm beginning to get that bad boy urge for a collapse dance."

Hedgefund Manager: "Well, next month we're shorting gold."

Investment Banker: "Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about. Now jump up on my desk and tell me again, but this time, say it like you mean it!"

collapse dance by BullionBuyer April 16, 2011

Strategic Collapse 

... is when there is only one competitive strategy in a game that was designed to have many. See: 1:35 of Extra Credits' "Is the Game Broken? - Designer's Intent and the Triple Power Rule - Extra Politics - #7" video

Laureline: Yo Wu Zetian is so OP why would I bother playing any other Civilization See: Sid Meier's Civilization V.

Mereoleona: Nah sis, methinks that you're just playing off that Civ 5 is suffering from strategic collapse. If any Civ would inbring strategic collapse to Civ 5 it would be Nebuchadnezzar II's science victory. Ya prob simp Wu Zetian tis the only reason ya prob saying such poppycock.

Strategic Collapse by MaxwellMurdoch October 22, 2020

collapse dance

Performances daily at gentlemen's clubs of economics and monetary policy throughout the developing world. Left unchecked, this testosterone driven, trillion dollar two-step is virtually guaranteed to crash our global economy by the end of the decade.

Mike: "I'm beginning to get that bad boy urge for a collapse dance."

Jim: "Well, next month we're shorting gold."

Mike: "Yeah baby! That's what I'm talkin' about!"

collapse dance by CreditDefaultSwap April 8, 2011